Thursday, April 08, 2004
The award for the most shameless self-generated publicity of the week goes to our former tennis great Pat Cash, who woke up one morning and decided to catch the wave of media frenzy surrounding David Beckham's alleged affair. Pat told the media that he too might have slept with Beck's rumoured horizontal dancing partner, his personal assistant Rebecca Loos. "I'm 50 per cent sure I did [sleep with her in the past]," our champion told the media. "I wish I could say it was me but I just can't remember." We're eagerly awaiting the imminent publication of Pat's tell-all-sort-of memoirs "Famous People I Might Have Possibly Laid" in a six volume abridged edition.