Wednesday, April 14, 2004

Shandi for W's VP? 

25-year old Shandi Finnessey from Missouri has been crowned the new Miss USA. From what I can gather she's a children's book author with two masters degrees, is a fast-good junkie who's into bungee jumping and wrestling a greased pig - but most importantly, she is a Republican and a pro-war advocate, who says she will use her position as Miss USA to explain America's involvement in Iraq.

Does it get any better than this? It might be time for Dick Cheney to step down for health reasons.


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