Sunday, April 18, 2004
The world's most dangerous job
An established terrorist organisation based in Gaza, seeks an energetic and committed leader to take it forward to the next level of violence. Our brand name is strong but we need some new blood with new ideas, having just suffered a minor downturn (the assassinations of our "spiritual" leader and operational leader).
Hamas just ain't having much luck lately, with the second successful assassination conducted by Israeli army, this time taking out Abdelaziz Rantissi.
And this just in: "The Hamas group named a new Gaza Strip leader today, but declined to reveal his identity as part of a new policy launched after Israel assassinated - for the second time in less than a month - the group's leader."
They could almost run a game show on Gaza TV, "Who Wants to be the Dead Terrorist Leader". Or maybe a reality show (seeing we're talking about the Middle East, it might be an unreality show).
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Hamas just ain't having much luck lately, with the second successful assassination conducted by Israeli army, this time taking out Abdelaziz Rantissi.
And this just in: "The Hamas group named a new Gaza Strip leader today, but declined to reveal his identity as part of a new policy launched after Israel assassinated - for the second time in less than a month - the group's leader."
They could almost run a game show on Gaza TV, "Who Wants to be the Dead Terrorist Leader". Or maybe a reality show (seeing we're talking about the Middle East, it might be an unreality show).
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