Thursday, August 05, 2004

From the campaign trail 

Dexterity and cannibalism during the presidential campaign:

"John Kerry waved to crowds with one ear in each hand. Not to be outdone by his Democratic rival, President Bush ate one raw."
They're talking about corn, by the way, and the state is Iowa, the number one producer of corn in the United States. Iowa also happens to be one of those battleground states where the candidates have to do stupid things on camera to win over the several thousands swinging voters who'll decide the outcome. God knows what Bush and Kerry will do to the cattle when they campaign in Texas.

Still in Iowa, Davenport to be exact,
three local banks were robbed while thousands of local supporters attended rallies for the two candidates and local police was helping to manage traffic and security.


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