Friday, June 17, 2005
"All the Evidence Proves that Al-Zarqawi is an American Agent"
Now everything's suddenly clear - as the editorial of an Egyptian newspaper Al-Akhbar's explains: "All the Evidence Proves that Al-Zarqawi is an American Agent":
That's the beauty of conspiracy theories - everything fits in.
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All the evidence proves that Abu Mus'ab Al-Zarqawi is working for America, because his victims are Iraqis and not [members of] the coalition forces under the command of the American occupation forces in Iraq. Abu Mus'ab Al-Zarqawi's official title is 'leader of Al-Qa'ida's faction in Iraq.' Osama bin Laden is the commander of the Al-Qa'ida organization, and this proves that [Al-Zarqawi's commander,] bin Laden, has [also] been an American agent ever since he operated against the USSR forces in Afghanistan in favor of the Americans!...But while Al Qaeda was never too squeamish about murdering their fellow Muslims, this tactic only really came to the fore after September 11 - and on an industrial scale only very recently in Iraq - when killing Western infidels suddenly became lot more difficult. So when Osama ordered planes into World Trade Center, was he still acting as an American agent? Probably - after all, it's quite easy to combine it with any number of other conspiracy theories; that, for example, Osama did it to blacken the name of Islam at the behest of his Zio-con controllers, and/or the said Zio-cons needed an excuse - the Reichstag fire - to launch their program of imperialism abroad and dictatorship at home.
In addition, why is Al-Zarqawi massacring innocent Iraqi citizens and [members of] the Iraqi National Guard, the Iraqi army and the Iraqi Interior Ministry? Al-Zarqawi undeniably aims to harm the Iraqi people and members of the Iraqi forces, who undergo training to protect [their] homeland in the future. This massacre of the Iraqi forces and the Iraqi people is meant to strengthen the American occupation of the region [that is known to be] the main route to Central Asia, formerly under USSR control, [and that is] rich in oil wells, and surrounds Iran and the Caspian Sea...
That's the beauty of conspiracy theories - everything fits in.
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