Friday, July 29, 2005
Drudge reports that the veteran Hearts Newspaper columnists Helen Thomas might become a victim of a Republican-assisted suicide:
Helen Thomas is vowing to 'kill herself' if Dick Cheney announces he is running for president...I think the odds of Dick Cheney nominating, with his history of health problems and all that, are pretty long, but if you're feeling particularly uncharitable, you can pre-emptively email (firstname.lastname@example.org) Helen suggestions on the best way to go out with dignity. But remember, it's impossible, not to mention probably illegal, and certainly not very nice, to send razors as an attachment.
"The day Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I'll kill myself," she told the HILL. "All we need is one more liar."
Thomas added, "I think he'd like to run, but it would be a sad day for the country if he does."