Wednesday, October 06, 2004
My reader Dan was very excited by the news that Saddam is considering a political comeback in democratic Iraq. So much so that Dan has offered some slogans for the Hussein'05 campaign:
"Saddam: Because Everyone Makes Mistakes"A few more spring to mind:
"Saddam and Gommorrah: Together Again"
"Saddam: Are You Really Better Off Now Than When I Was Gassing You?"
"Now 100% Uday Free!"
"Forty more years!"But why stop in Iraq? At a recent town hall meeting in New Hampshire John Kerry evaluated on his "global test": "The test I was talking about is a test of legitimacy — not just in the globe, but elsewhere." Thus creating an impression that it is not just international, but intergalactic in scope. Here's a few ideas for TV ads in swing states:
"Saddam - Your Republican (Guard) Candidate"
"It's Baath time again!"
"Bush's allies are from Mars, Kerry's allies are from Venus"More suggestions welcome.
"We'll appease the Alfa Centaurians, too!"
"Getting the green light from the little green men"
"John Kerry: proudly representing Extraterrestial-Americans"